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Tuesday, February 21, 2006
  A Modest Proposal: Will You Marry Me?
Not since Colleen Stan (the poor woman who was kidnapped by some sicko, forced to be a sex slave and made to live under a waterbed for years) has a chick had it as bad as the wife of this fucking tool, who drew up a nifty 4-page "contract of wifely expectations" outlining what she can/can't do as part of her servitude to him.

"You will shave every third day which includes underarms, legs chest and pubic areas (navel to anus), all areas are to be completely clean shaven. Above your vaginel [sic] slit you may have a patch of pubic hair in any shape, that must be centered above your vaginal slit, it will measure no more than 2.0"x1.0", and will maintain a hair length less than 1/3".

I'm not sure which is wronger, this sick-bastard excuse for a man, the low-self-esteem-loser-chick who would marry such a guy, or my friend who brought this story to my attention via email with the classic zinger, "Why didn't I think of this..." Anyway, who wants to bet Travis Frey, the rude pet who saddled his wife with this contract, is a great big fan of George "Bring 'em On" Bush and his cadre of torturing, hell-bound Neocons?

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I don't know what's worse:

Me reading this, recognizing the picture of Bush, and automatically assuming, without hesitancy or shock, that it was his contract to his wife.


The disappointment I felt when I learned it wasn't Bush that devised this one. It seemed so right!
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