Christina Aguilera: How did this mutant slut get so popular, anyway?
While I cannot say for sure, I am reasonably sure my own anus is both sexier and more attractive than this piece of work. No wonder the rest of the world hates us.
(On the other hand, if they had this in Iraq, they wouldn't have attacked us on 9/11.)
OH WAIT! THAT WAS TOTAL BULLSHIT, AND EVERYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN KNEW IT LONG BEFORE WE ACTUALLY INVADED THAT POOR, PISSANT COUNTRY AND TURNED IT INTO A CAUSE CELEBRE FOR ACTUAL FUNDAMENTALIST NUTJOBS. ACTUALLY, IT WAS A BUNCH OF SAUDIS AND GEORGE W. BUSH'S #1 BENEFACTOR OSAMA BIN LADEN. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULLS, YOU STUPID, BIBLE-THUMPING, UNEDUCATED, REDNECK SOCCER MOMS AND NASCAR DADS! WE ARE ON TO YOU. WE KNOW YOUR REAL AGENDA IS TO TAKE THE WORLD BACK 900 YEARS TO THE CRUSADES. YOU DUMBFUCKS DON'T EVEN REALIZE THAT IF YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL, YOU WILL BE SERFS WORKING FOR PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE MONEY AND BRAINS, LIKE ME. AND I WILL TREAT YOU EVEN WORSE THAN BUSH, WHO NOT-SO-SECRETLY DISDAINS YOU, TREATS YOU TODAY.