Man, That is One Ugly Baby!
So the other day our friends, we'll call them Mr. and Mrs. Right, dropped their very first crotchfruit. To clue his guy friends in on the blessed event, Mr. Right emailed his buds with a link to the hospital site
where you could see a photo of Baby Right, fresh from the womb. All you needed was an ID.
We checked it out. Not a bad looking kid (at least that's what we told the parents).
Then we got the idea of trying random IDs to scope out other babies. Man, did we come across some ugly kids!
Mr. Wrong thought it would be hilarious to leave some comments about how freaking ugly some of these babies were, but Mrs. Wrong (who normally supports awful acts of disrespect) vetoed the idea.
"There are some things you just don't fuck with," Mrs. Wrong said. "A guy's car, and a woman's kid, for example. You mess with that, and you're asking for a one-way ticket to hell."
In the end, Mr. Wrong agreed, but he couldn't help but leave a note for the parents of this hideous child
Here are some other particularly ugly children...Future Klansman Ruth
looks just like a little redneck boy.Matthew's face
looks like it got hit by a truck!
looks like he's from freakin' outer space...
What the hell is wrong with this kid
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